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| "Noah Walking His Human!" (C) Allen Pearson Photography |
A conversation between my human and I!
"WOOF! Human! It's time to exercise!"
"No! Noah. I want to practice social distancing and stay inside."
"WOOF! WOOF! No. You can hang out with me."
"We can do that here!"
"BARK! Woof, no, human you need to go for a walk! We are going!"
"I am enjoying myself, Noah! I can lay here on the couch, watch my Railstream and Virtual Railfan, enjoy the sun shining through the windows, nap a bit, read my magazines... oh, I'm liking this social distancing stuff..."
"WOOF! WOOF! BARKS! You've been social distancing most of your life. You need to go for a walk! BARKS! Pawlease don't make me say it.,."
"Good boy Noah... you know me well... so let me just finish some writing and relax... oh... say what?"
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| "Something to Sniff?!" (C) Allen Pearson Photography |
"WHAT??"
"You have been snacking way too much! WOOF! WOOF! Barks! You are getting FAT! FAT I SAY! Your belly is starting to crouch over the top of your shorts heading to the south...AND that is so embarrassing that I have to bark or woof!"
"WHAT?? I am not getting fat!"
"W-W-W-O-O-O-O-F-F-F-! YOU'RE GETTING FAT! Barks... summer is coming... and you'll be without your shirt some ... and I am just NOT going to be seen in public, even if it's just the backyard, with a fat human.
"That's rude Noah!"
"Nope. It's the truth! Let's go!"
"Thanks but no thanks!"
"HUMAN LET'S GO! Your belly is going to explode sending fatness and fat particles everywhere... which will be embarrassing enough! BARKS! Until that happens, I am not walking with you and your belly hanging down to your knees with all that fat bouncing all over the place. WOOF! It embarrasses me around my friends canine and human! BARKS! Here's my leash. ....Actually, you should be on the other end of this thing!"
"Alright. You win!"
"You're welcome world- those who see us on our walks! Barks!"
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| "Noah Walks His Human!" (C) Allen Pearson Photography |
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