National Cat Lover's Month!

"Samson!"
(C) 2020, from The Dog's Paw!

"Hello, handsome kitty! Do you want to be my cat?"

"HISS! Meows! Well... I doubt it. Probably not."

"Why not?"

"Meows, well... I have other offers and I doubt you offer what I need and want! After all, I am a Maine Coon and deserve only the pawsomely best life can offer! P-P-P-P-P-P-U-U-U-U-U-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-S-S-S-S-S!

"I can give you a home, delicious food, fresh water, a litterbox, and treats."

"HISS! Nope. Not enough. I need a home with heat and air conditioning, running water, a kitchen, fresh delicious bestest-ever food, bestest-ever treats, bestest-ever toys, daily grooming, a cat tree, a cat pillow, a window or two with a perch by them for me to lay and watch birds or the world going by.... got all that?"

"Well, uh, I'll ask my wife."

"PURRS! She already said YES! So you gotta do it or HISS!"